The Dave 'n' Shane Caption Contest

Shane Jones went along last night to support David Shearer on the Backbenchers programme; read into that whatever you wish. He's even posted a photograph on Facebook; this one:

It's not the most flattering photograph of Mr Jones we've ever seen, which makes Jones himself putting it into the public domain even more interesting. But it's a natural for a Caption Contest.

You know the rules; You know the rules; keep 'em short, humourous and pithy, and don't get unnecessarily personal. Beyond that, you're limited only by your own imagination.

Go on; you know you want to!