Showing posts with label Australia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Australia. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

More competitive than Australia!

The good news on the economy just keeps on coming; the Herald reports:


New Zealand has been ranked the 18th most competitive country in the world, jumping five places from last year and overtaking Australia.
The country performed strongly in many areas - including higher education and financial markets development - but scored poorly for the quality of its infrastructure and number of skilled workers.
Released annually, the World Economic Forum's Global Competitiveness Report ranks 148 countries based on their level of productivity and prosperity.
Each country is assessed on 12 "pillars", including infrastructure, health and primary education, technological readiness, market size and business innovation.
New Zealand climbed to 18th in this year's ranking, while Australia dropped out of the top 20 for the first time with a score of 21.
Last year, New Zealand was ranked 23rd out of 144 countries and in 2011, 25th out of 142 countries.
Oliver Hartwich, executive director of the New Zealand Initiative, said New Zealand's climb up the ladder reflected an improving local economy and "prudent" pro-growth policies.

This is excellent news, especially the confirmation that New Zealand  is more competitive than Australia for the first time ever.  

And Oliver Hartwich suggests that New Zealand is defying international trends, whilst our economy is recovering faster than those of other countries; read on:



He said New Zealand was holding its competitive ground while other countries were slipping amid a weaker global growth outlook.
"The performance is more startling when you consider that just five years ago New Zealanders were staring at ballooning deficits and a deep recession while the Australian government was debt free and riding the tailwind of a mining boom," Hartwich said.
Australia's labour market ranking slumped 12 places to 54th globally and its government regulatory burden was ranked 128th.
The top 10:
1. Switzerland
2. Singapore
3. Finland
4. Germany
5. United States
6. Sweden
7. Hong Kong SAR
8. Netherlands
9. Japan
10. United Kingdom

Meanwhile, New Zealand placed in the top 10 for the quality of its institutions, health and primary education, higher education, goods and labour market efficiency, and financial markets development.
The country was ranked best in the world for the strength of investor protection, number of days to start a business, and ethical behaviour of firms.

There's been plenty of good economic news in recent months. Inflation and interest rates remain low, GDP growth is on an upward path, tax revenue is ahead of forecasts and the economy is tipped to return to surplus in the 2014-15 year. We have weathered the post-GFC recession better than most, and thanks to the conservative economic management of Bill English and John Key our economy is looking more robust by the month.

With that in mind, the big spending promises of the Three Amigos in #Labour'sGotTalent look increasingly bizarre and desperate; now is not the time for outlandish government spending and extravagant, inflationary pledges.

Saturday, August 31, 2013

Airborne

We'll shortly be airborne on the way home from a fantastic (but far too short) weekend in Melbourne. When the opportunity arose to combine some business with a little pleasure, we didn't need a second invitation.

Melbourne is our favourite city in Australia. There's always something going on, the food and entertainment choices are almost limitless, and it is, of course, Australia's sporting capital. When we were reading the Sunday paper today, we counted that the attendances at three AFL matches yesterday in the final round of the regular season pulled over 110,000 punters, including more than 60,000 at the Gee last night.

So we'll be out of circulation for the rest of today, and we may not get back online until we get home tomorrow morning. But fear not; there's some early morning content locked and loaded for Monday morning. Without giving too much away, Kevin Rudd wouldn't have found the Sunday edition of the Herald-Sun especially good reading today!

Normal transmission will resume on Monday morning. Going to work tomorrow is going to be a struggle, and Peter Dunne's flexible retirement plan seems like quite a good idea today!

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Rolf Harris charged

The long arm of the Old Bill has reached out and collared Australian entertainment icon Rolf Harris; the Herald reports:


Television presenter and entertainer Rolf Harris has been charged with indecently assaulting two teenage girls and making indecent images of a child.
The 83-year-old will appear in court next month facing nine counts of indecent assault dating back to the 1980s and four of making indecent images from last year, police and prosecutors said.
Mr Harris, of Maidenhead, Berkshire, was first arrested in November last year by detectives on the Jimmy Savile child abuse inquiry, Operation Yewtree, but his identity was not publicly revealed for months.
Police do not reveal names of people it arrests, and Mr Harris was known only as "Yewtree Five" until April, while other suspects were swiftly identified through lawyers, agents or neighbours.
Alison Saunders, of the Crown Prosecution Service, said the charges were imposed after lawyers agreed there was sufficient evidence for a realistic prospect of conviction and it was in the public interest.
"We have carefully considered the evidence gathered by the Metropolitan Police Service as part of Operation Yewtree in relation to Rolf Harris.

"Having completed our review, we have concluded that there is sufficient evidence and it is in the public interest for Mr Harris to be charged with nine counts of indecent assault and four of making indecent images of a child.
"The alleged indecent assaults date from 1980 to 1986 and relate to two complainants aged 14 and 15 at the time of the alleged offending."
The Australian-born entertainer will appear at Westminster magistrates court on September 23. The DJ, Dave Lee Travis, and PR guru Max Clifford, have already appeared in court after charges were laid in connection with the Yewtree inquiry.

As we are heading to Australia today, it will be interesting to see the reaction over there where Harris is revered.

He is, of course, entitled to be considered innocent until such time as he has been proven guilty, but the comments above from the CPS are ominous; they would not formally charge someone like Harris unless they were supremely confident that a conviction will result.

Saturday, August 17, 2013

A remarkable All Black performance


We blogged yesterday about the novelty value of the All Blacks being happy to carry the favourite into the opening match in the Rugby Championship last night. That confidence was completely justified as the All Blacks put Australia to the sword in Sydney. The match was won by 47 points to 29, but the manner of the win was even more impressive.

Gregor Paul reviews the match in the Herald, and begins with a very salient point:

In a gesture of trans-Tasman kindness, no one should ask this morning how the bad Wallabies are and instead focus on just how good the All Blacks are.
Last night provided plenty of evidence to suggest the All Blacks certainly are good. Really good.
They put almost 50 on the board and yet their scrum and lineout were a shambles. One can only fear for the Wallabies as to what will happen if the All Blacks get that right in Wellington.
But maybe the Wallabies aren't actually that bad. Maybe they are on to something except last night wasn't the time to judge them because they encountered an All Black side that was frighteningly good with ball in hand.
The All Blacks were structured yet instinctive and expressive: they were ruthless at times, extraordinarily adept at moving the ball out of contact and into space.
It was almost guerilla-style rugby: the Wallabies had more time on the ball but it didn't matter a stuff - the All Blacks effectively jumped out of trees, conducting smash and grab raids.

It was indeed a convincing performance from New Zealand, even though there was plenty of room for improvement. The side looked rusty at times, and Richie McCaw took 15 minutes or so to adjust to the speed of the match; which was pretty darned fast! But at times, the play of the All Blacks was simply sublime.

Aaron Cruden was under enormous pressure going in to last night's match; not that you'd have known it. From the moment that Cruden put Ben Smith over for his first try early on with an offload right out of the Sonny Bill play-book then converted from the sideline the young first-five was in complete control. It helped that inside him, Aaron Smith was having his best test match yet. 

The Two Aarons sparked life into the All Black backline. Conrad Smith defended strongly, and left Jessie Mogg grasping at thin air as he scored the All Blacks' fourth try early in the second half. Ben Smith scored three terrific tries, and Julian Savea went looking for work in the second half, to devastating effect.

McCaw had a storming game after a slow start, but the star of the forwards was Blues loosie Steven Luatua whose run-on debut was outstanding. Not even a head-knock could slow Luatua down, and Liam Messam will not simply waltz back into the side when he recovers from injury.

Ewen McKenzie's Wallaby coaching career did not get off to a dream start, and the Australians will be even more perturbed when they realise that New Zealand has room for improvement on last night's performance. But in deference to Gregor Paul and to all our Australian friends, we won't focus on the deficiences of the Australian team today.

Away wins are a valuable commodity in the Rugby Championship, and away wins with a four-try bonus point are an even rarer commodity. This was the best possible start for the All Blacks, and they will be looking for more of the same when the teams meet again in Wellington (Mother Nature permitting) next Saturday night. But if the men in Black can turn on the razzle-dazzle again at the Cake Tin, it'll be well worth watching.

Friday, August 16, 2013

The battle for the Bledisloe

A new chapter in the rugby rivalry between New Zealand and Australia begins tonight; Hansen vs McKenzie. McKenzie was always going to be the coach of the Wallabies one day; the only question was "When?".

But even a series win against the British and Irish Lions might not have been enough for Robbie Deans to keep his job. There was a strong mood for change at the top of Australian rugby.

One of the major drivers for that was Australia's lack of recent success against New Zealand. Deans had a very poor record against both Graham Henry and Steve Hansen, even though he started with a win in their very first head-to-head in Sydney in 2008. In a country used to winning, that was simply not good enough.

In the Herald today Gregor Paul profiles McKenzie:

The feel-good factor sweeping through Australian rugby is not without foundation - there's plenty of evidence to show that new international coaches often enjoy instant success.
That success is most pronounced when the succession was forced - the result of the previous man not leaving of his own volition - which is the situation in Australia.
Ewen McKenzie was coach of the Reds a few weeks ago, now he's apparently some kind of rugby messiah. A new coach means a new beginning - fresh hope, a clean slate and the impossible becoming possible.
The transformation has been stunning. A nation now believes it has a man at the helm who is capable of instilling in the Wallabies enough belief and clever ploys to finally end the All Black era of dominance.
It seems illogical that McKenzie can arrive a few weeks after the shattering series loss to the Lions, wave his magic wand at beleaguered and under-performing troops and hey presto, start his tenure with a win against the best side in the world.

And the All Blacks are expecting Australia to throw everything at them tonight; read on:

But it has happened often with other international sides, and that's why the All Blacks expect to be facing fire and brimstone tonight.
"They will turn up and give it everything they have got," says All Black coach Steve Hansen.
"So we need to match that intensity or better it.
"There is going to be a new coach and whenever that happens it seems to be an uplifting thing ... It creates a bit of confidence."
Examples of a new coach making a difference or striking it lucky early are everywhere. Robbie Deans inherited a Wallaby side that was dumped out of the 2007 World Cup in the quarter-finals. He began with a series win against France and then thumped the All Blacks.

Interestingly, Hansen is quite happy for New Zealand to carry the favourites tag into tonight's match. That is a refreshing change from past teams that have tried desperately to go in as underdogs, even when they are anything but. And there's no reason for the All Blacks to downplay themselves; they are the world champions, playing through four nations champions, and haven't lost the Bledisloe Cup for some time. They have plenty to be confident about.

Tonight's match will set the tome for the Rugby Championship. We are picking the All Blacks to win, but not until they have subdued an aggressive and enthusiastic Wallabies outfit. Kick-off is getting closer, and excitement is building; bring it on!

Monday, August 12, 2013

147 for one; nek minnit...


Having retained the Ashes when the rain fell in Manchester, England has wrapped up the series against Australia at Durham. On a pulsating final day which saw 15 wickets fall for 320 runs, England wrapped up the fourth test by 74 runs.

Australia had its chances. At 147 for one chasing 299 to win, the Australians were in the ascendancy after tea on the fourth afternoon. Then it all went south; Cricinfo reports:

To Headingley and Edgbaston 1981 may be added Durham 2013. As happened 32 years ago, Australia tossed away day upon day of diligent cricket with a crowded hour or so of batting calamity, against bowling of high quality from an England team that had looked momentarily bereft of inspiration.
Where in 1981 Bob Willis and Ian Botham had rained blows on their antipodean rivals, this time it was Stuart Broad, aided by a critical cameo from Tim Bresnan. Back then, England had been marshalled expertly by Mike Brearley; now it was Alastair Cook who pulled the right rein by replacing Graeme Swann with Bresnan when Australia were 167 for 2 and hurtling towards 299 to win.
What followed was a cavalcade of wickets that undid nine days' worth of hard graft from an Australia team straining to break a sequence of ineptitude. England would have hoped to stay in the match with four wickets after tea - they won it by claiming nine, six to a fearsome Broad. Slightly sheepish in their Ashes retention in Manchester, the hosts could now celebrate winning them in dramatic and damaging style.
For all their efforts at Old Trafford and Chester-le-Street the tourists are 3-0 down, confidence battered by the realisation of futility. Australia's belief that they can win Test matches will be extremely shaken. England's sense that they can defeat Australia come what may can never be stronger than it is now. Chris Rogers, Brad Haddin and Ryan Harris, all heroic at times in this match, will ponder whether the twilight of their careers will be lived without Ashes hope. Steven Smith and Usman Khawaja now bear the scars that once dogged England's 1990s generation.
Broad's impact on the match was profound, as a tally of 11 wickets attests. His away cutter to defeat Michael Clarke was among the balls of the series. But it was Bresnan's introduction that swung the contest, reaping the dismissal of a fluent and focused David Warner. With Rogers he had blunted England's bowlers in a stirring century stand and, though Swann had beaten Rogers with spin and Khawaja without it, Warner and Clarke were scoring freely.
Warner has seldom played better in Tests, repeatedly piercing the off-side field with back-foot punches, then advancing to loft Swann over wide long off for six. But as a modicum of cloud cover passed over Durham, Bresnan extracted bounce and movement from a perfect length to tickle Warner's outside edge and pull England back from the precipice.
Andy Flower's messages from the boundary had circulated freely as Australia swept closer to their target, and a drinks break brought about the plan that would do in Clarke. England set a field that foreshadowed a short ball, and Clarke could not help but notice. Instead he received a delivery that was full, fast and seaming away. The off stump tilted back as Joe Root's had on day three, and Broad roared his approval.
Smith has had a poor match, out cheaply on day two then dropping a catch on the fourth morning. He eluded one caught-behind appeal when the ball struck his hip rather than his bat, but when essaying the shot again could manage only to drag it off his body and on to the stumps.
Shane Watson's front pad again got in the way, plonked across the stumps to Bresnan. Leg stump was visible when he was struck in line, and though the angle was sharp, Aleem Dar's finger was raised. Watson's review showed the ball clipping the stumps, enough to keep him walking.
Broad's pace was pushing the Australians back in their crease, a dangerous position from which to play the seaming ball. Haddin would fall in this manner, struck in line and with feet in the air. As the only batsman left he had to review Tony Hill's decision, and like Watson would depart to a ball barely clipping the stumps. England celebrated like winners.
From there, all that remained was to mop up Australia's longest tail of the series. Harris ended a match he should be proud of by being pinned lbw, Nathan Lyon was far too late and crooked on a Broad delivery that made a mess of his stumps. In fading light, Cook claimed the extra half hour to clinch the match, and a final burst of sun allowed him to call on Broad again. Three balls later Peter Siddle lamely poked a catch to mid-off, a fitting end for Broad but also Australia. 

 We watched the final stages of the match this morning, after discovering that play was still in progress around 6am (NZ time). The English players had their foot on the Australians' throats, and they weren't going to ease up. Even when fading light forced Broad out of the English attack temporarily, there was a sense of inevitability.

Then the sun came out again, Broad bowled full to Peter Siddle who drove on the up, straight to James Anderson at mid-off. And then the English celebrated, and deservedly so. Outplayed for the first two days of this test, they finished far stronger than the Australians who looked literally defeated in the post-match formalities.

It's hard to see how Australia can recover from this latest setback before the fifth test starts at The Oval in London next week. They could and should have won this match. But the batting of Ian Bell yesterday and the bowling of Broad with 11 wickets in the match were the difference, and Australia had no answer when it mattered.

Can England carry this form on to the return series in Australia this summer? On present form, you wouldn't bet against it. Players like Cook, Trott, Prior and Anderson are too good to stay out of form for long, and the legendary depth of Australian cricketing stocks seems to have faded. The side currently in England is supposed to be the best available, but they are simply not as good as their English opponents; by some margin.

Thursday, July 25, 2013

A candidate for a Darwin Award?


We thought of entitling this post "Only in Australia", but we doubt that this kind of foolishness is confined to the West Island; the Telegraph reports:


An Australian man has been remanded in custody after police found him driving without a steering wheel. 
The 38-year-old was pulled over in the Adelaide suburb of Gilles Plains on Monday morning for dangerous driving with two blown tyres.
On closer inspection police discovered that the white Holden sedan was being controlled with a set of pliers, which had been attached to the steering column.
The driver was charged with this and a string of other violations including driving an uninsured, unregistered vehicle whilst being disqualified and breaching his terms of bail.
In addition to this the Northfield man tested positive for methyl amphetamine and cannabis in a drugs test.
But wait; there's more:
Police have hinted that they believe the same vehicle was also involved in a hit-and-run collision, in which there were no casualties, just moments before it was pulled over. 

So to summarise:
  • stoned
  • on bail
  • disqualified from driving
  • failed to stop after an accident
  • unregistered, uninsured car
  • blown tyres
  • no steering wheel
There's no mention however as to whether this plonker was wearing his seat belt! But he is certainly a candidate for a Darwin Award. We should all be grateful that he didn't take someone else out in his quest.

Monday, July 22, 2013

Tweet of the Day - 23 July 2013

In a segue between the Ashes and the Royal baby, this one was doing the rounds before the news from St Mary's Hospital:


Much more of this, and we could almost feel sorry for the Australian cricket team, about which we'll have more later in the day.

Almost...

Sunday, July 21, 2013

Ashes Tweet of the Day - 22 July 2013

England has taken a vice-like grip on the Ashes after a crushing defeat of Australia at Lord's. And it has prompted this delightful tweet and photograph:


Australia now must win the final three tests to win back the Ashes urn. It's highly likely that at some point in one of the three remaining tests that rain will intervene, which makes the Australians' task even more difficult. 

Then again, the dominance of England at Lord's was such that rain might be the only thing that saves Australia from a 5-nil series defeat!

The Great Australian Earthquake

Did you know that there was a significant earthquake in Australia yesterday, felt from one coast to the other? No; nor did we. 

But Las Vegas-based Guardian Express reported it, so it must be true; check this out:


A severe earthquake with a magnitude of 6.2 has erupted in an area 20 kilometers east of Seddon.
Seddon is a suburb 7 km west of Melbourne, Australia, with a population of about 4,851 people. It is located in the state of Victoria on the southeast tip of Australia.  The shock effects of the quake have been felt as far away as Napier, in Western Australia, 3,302 kilometers (2,066 miles) from Melbourne.  This suggests that the path of the quake is along the southern part of Australia.
The intensity of earthquakes is measured by the moment magnitude scale (MMS).  Events with magnitudes greater than 4.5 are strong enough to be recorded by a seismograph anywhere in the world.
The death toll for earthquakes with a magnitude of 6.0 to 6.9 can reach 25,000 people.  A large number of buildings in populated areas can be destroyed.   The damage can be experienced far from the epicenter. (Wikipedia)
The depth of the quake near Seddon, as of 5:09 p.m., was 19km, which is over 11 miles deep.
Earthquakes can occur up to 700 kilometers below the surface.
There is an average of one earthquake per year in Australia with a magnitude of 5 or greater and a depth of 0 to 70 km.  (USGS)
By:  Tom Ukinski

Maybe Guardian Express needs to send Tom Ukinski to a geography course, or at least teach him to use Google more effectively!

FOOTNOTE: This same fine, esteemed publication also reported the death of Nelson Mandela last month.

UPDATE: We've just noticed this on Twitter:


However, this isn't from Tom Ukinski, journalist with the Guradian Express in Las Vegas; it's from Tom Ukinski, attorney in state government in the Midwest!

Friday, July 19, 2013

Advantage England


England has a huge advantage over Australia after day two of the second Ashes test match at Lords. Sixteen wickets fell on a madcap day that has left England with a strong grip on the famous urn; Cricinfo reports:

It will require the services of a cricket historian to determine when Australia last batted as woefully as this. Many Australian supporters will neither know nor care. It will be enough merely to condemn the sheer awfulness of their batting performance in the second Investec Test.
England were serviceable in the field, Australia were simply dreadful with the bat. This was an opportunity to bat themselves into a winning position, the occasional sign of sharp turn for Graeme Swann notwithstanding. Instead, they floundered, dismissed in only 53.3 overs. Nothing in their three innings defeats against England in 2010-11 felt as bad as this.
Just as bafflingly, presented with a first-innings lead of 233, England then tossed away three wickets of their own, all of them to Peter Siddle with the new ball. This pitch, although dryer than normally seen at Lord's, has over the first two days essentially been a batsman's surface. But in 20 overs to the close, Alastair Cook and Jonathan Trott both dragged on and Kevin Pietersen gifted a catch to point. England lead by 264.
Australia's dismissals variously revealed frailties of temperament, technique and team ethic. Swann was the chief beneficiary with five wickets and, as ably as he bowled, if he claims he worked hard for it, he will be playing it for laughs. As for Darren Lehmann, Australia's new coach, he now knows the size of the job.
Ryan Harris must have been beside himself with fury. He had bowled with skill and resolve to put himself on the honours board before lunch with his return of 5 for 72, only for Australia's top order to produce a dishonour board of their own.
Harris helped reduce England to 28 for 3 on the first morning with the attributes developed over a decade as he defied a broken body time and again; Australia lost ten wickets for 86 primarily because of their own negligence. Swann confirmed that England felt as much as 450 was par. 

We were absolutely flabbergasted when we checked the scores this morning. Australia was preceding along serenely when we stopped watching at around 11.30pm, when our eyes could no longer stay open. And then they crashed.


And once again, Australia's use (or should that be abuse) of the DRS hasn't helped them one iota; read on:

It would be easy for Australia to hide behind more resentful discussion about the Decision Review System. It is little more than scapegoating. If Australia did not make things any easier with their irrational use of DRS, the dominant story should be one of batting incompetence.
Shane Watson's decision to review his plumb lbw decision against Tim Bresnan will rightly leave him open to accusations that he put his ego ahead of team needs, but the cricketing accent should also be on his desire to plant his front pad and work Bresnan through the leg side in the final over before lunch.
Australia's self-possession in an opening stand of 42 fell apart. The psychological fallout from his twin error was astonishing.
Chris Rogers will understandable gain sympathy for his dismissal: firstly for a dreadful lbw decision by Marais Erasmus, who was as caught unawares as the batsman when the ball slipped out of Swann's hands and arrived as a waistband-high donkey drop; secondly because Watson's selfishness left him reluctant to risk Australia's final review.
But that should not preclude an examination of why such a wise old hand, a batsman who must have seen everything over a long career, failed to survive the shock of receiving such a stray delivery.
Phillip Hughes walked off shaking his head, contending that he had not edged Bresnan to the wicketkeeper. Hot Spot was not clear, leaving the TV umpire Tony Hill with no evidence to overturn umpire Kumar Dharmasena's decision; Snicko, for what it is worth, indicated that there was a nick and Hughes was just posturing. But that was not the point. The emphasis should have been on why Hughes was hacking so wildly at a wide one.
Usman Khawaja, a batsman held by his captain Michael Clarke to be ready for Australia's No. 3 spot, was badly dropped by Trott at first slip when he pushed defensively forward to a routine offbreak. But if that persuaded him he must be more assertive, it does not formulate a case for why he lofted Swann so weakly down the ground - not much more than a badly timed push shot - to be caught out of the sun by Pietersen, standing at mid-off.
At least Australia's last two batsmen to fall before tea were dismissed in a more approved fashion. Steven Smith was beaten by extra bounce and caught off the glove at short leg - Ian Bell having just been moved by Swann for that very eventuality. Clarke, a captain who repeatedly finds himself lacking support, pulled Stuart Broad dismissively, but fell lbw in the same over to a near yorker.
There had to be a run-out. There were indications at Trent Bridge that Brad Haddin and Ashton Agar have no understanding between the wickets, not as much a different approach as much as a generational divide.
Agar dashed for a single from the non-striker's end when the ball bobbled into the leg-side off Haddin's body, Haddin did not respond, and Matt Prior returned quickly to the bowler's end. And this was a subdued Agar, hindered by a hip injury. 

The Australian batting really was poor, and they have only themselves to blame for being in a situation now where it looks as though they will have to win the last three tests to have any change of regaining the Ashes. There only hope now is to bowl England out for a similar score to theirs, then bat brilliantly on an increasingly dry and wearing pitch. And we don't think that will happen.

If the England batsmen get established when play resumes at 10pm tonight (NZ time), they can play Australia out of the match, and out of the Ashes. After all the years when the Australians bullied the English, revenge will be sweet for Alistair Cook's men.

Sunday, July 14, 2013

England 1; Australia nil


The first Ashes test has ended, unsurprisingly, with another reviewed umpiring decision. The review went England's way, they won the match by a mere 14 runs, and Australia's quest to regain the famous Urn has got that much harder; Cricinfo reports:

James Anderson led England to victory in the first Investec Test as he took the last four wickets to fall in a steadfast spell of fast bowling on a nerve-shredding final day at Trent Bridge. But Australia took some silencing. A last-wicket stand of 65 between Brad Haddin and James Pattinson took a wonderful match, against expectations, into the afternoon session before Anderson struck for the final time.
Haddin's valiant innings, 71 from 147 balls, deserved better than a dismissal by virtue of DRS. But it was better than an umpire getting it wrong; the system worked. Aleem Dar, the on-field umpire, understandably did not spot an inside edge about which only the wicketkeeper, Matt Prior, seemed convinced but England had two reviews in the tank and replays clearly proved Haddin nicked it.
England raced into a jubilant huddle, a capacity crowd cheered with delight and Haddin, his helmet removed, looked pale with exhaustion and regret.
The importance of Anderson to England was doubly emphasised when he finally took a break. At that stage, Australia still needed 64 but, with Anderson withdrawn, the last pair immediately sensed they could hit their way to victory. Haddin, strong on the slog-sweep, was dropped at deep square leg by Steven Finn on 64, Graeme Swann's premature visions of victory banished.
England were so shaken they ended the session with a shameless display of timewasting - Stuart Broad to the fore, under his captain's instructions, with needless boot repairs. The umpires made them have another over anyway.
Much is made of Anderson's skill, but it was his stamina that was also to the fore as he produced a gruelling spell of 13 overs off the reel and was then asked for 11 more deliveries after lunch. Anderson was entrusted first with the old ball, then dismissed Ashton Agar, Mitchell Starc and Peter Siddle with the new. He has bowled 55.5 overs in the match, taking ten for 158 in the process, and passed Fred Trueman in England's all-time list during the game. 

This was a terrific test match. After 14 wickets fell on the first day, only a brave punter would have bet on the match going into the fifth afternoon. It produced heroes in Anderson and Ian Bell, it produced a villain in Stuart Broad, and a new star was born in Ashton Agar.

It has also set the foundation for a pulsating Ashes series. Australia will have to play aggressive, positive cricket from here on in, and that is the style that suits them best. On the other hand, England's favouritism to retain the Ashes has firmed as the teams move on to Lord's.

And James Anderson has confirmed his place as the best swing bowler in the game at the moment. He may not have the pace of a Dale Steyn, but he is a match-winner for England, and a class act.

We'll be banking sleep over the next three nights before the second test starts at the home of cricket on Thursday night (NZ time). This is test cricket at its finest.

Thursday, July 11, 2013

The confidence of youth


A bold 19-year-old Australian turned the first Ashes test match on its head last night. Ashton Agar is a virtual unknown outside Australia, or should we say "was"; the entire cricketing world knows who Agar is now; Cricinfo reports:

No last man has ever made a Test hundred. Ashton Agar came within inches of achieving it in his maiden Test innings. His eyes lit up at the opportunity to pull Stuart Broad and Graeme Swann flung himself forward to hold the catch at deep midwicket. He was denied the ultimate prize, but his extraordinary innings will remain part of cricket folklore forever.
Before Agar's fearless intervention, life was going swimmingly for England. James Anderson was producing a contented exhibition of reverse-swing bowling. Swann was finding substantial turn. Australia lost five wickets for nine runs in 32 balls. But if England had imagined that a decisive advantage in the first Investec Test was theirs for the taking, as Australia's first innings shrivelled on a parched Trent Bridge morning, they were mistaken.
Agar might have missed a maiden hundred but for the man dubbed 'Ashton Who?' two world records in a day was enough to be going on with. He walked off the ground with a smile and a shrug that won further admiration. His 98 had taken only 101 balls with 11 fours and two sixes. The cricketing world knows his name now.
Agar was the unregarded teenager who told Australia that the game was not yet up. He now holds the highest score by a No. 11 of all time, surpassing Tino Best's 95, also against England, at Edgbaston only last summer. When Best set his mark, that was explosive hitting; this was batting.
He dominated a transformational stand of 163 in 33 overs for the last wicket - another world record - with Phillip Hughes, a specialist batsman who drew strength from his example. He even gave Australia a first-innings lead of 65 and nobody expected that. The Agar family, who had travelled halfway around the world to watch him make his debut, were in jetlag heaven. 

This was a remarkable innings from Ashton Agar. We had certainly never consciously heard of him before Wednesday night, yet here he was stepping onto cricket's toughest stage and batting like an old pro. You'd almost have to wonder whether new Australian coach Darren "Boof" Lehmann had pulled a swiftie over his English opponents, hiding a specialist batsman at the foot of the innings.

Time will tell whether this performance was a flash in the pan, or whether Agar really does have the goods. With the four batsmen above him (Haddin, Siddle, Starc and Pattinson) having made the grand total of FOUR runs between them, he definitely has a case for promotion up the order.

But just as Shane Warne's star ignited with the Ball of the Century to Mike Gatting in an Ashes series all those years ago, Agar has made a remarkable start. It's just that he's doing it not with the skills that he was picked in the team for!

Well played Ashton Agar. Here's hoping for your sake that your wonderful innings wasn't for nowt.

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Ashes to Ashes

The long-awaited Ashes series begins tonight, and we can't hardly wait. Regular readers will be well aware that cricket is our first and most enduring sporting love, and an Ashes series is the pinnacle of test cricket.

England will start the series as favourites, and justifiably so. They have a strong and well-balanced side with a menacing seam bowling attack, and batting run machines in Alister Cook and Jonathan Trott.

Australia is very much the underdog. It will be interesting to see how our West Island neighbours perform under new coach Darren Lehmann, and with skipper Michael Clarke fit again.

Over at Cricinfo, George Dobell previews the series:

It says much about the enduring appeal of the Ashes that, at a time of economic pressures, at a time when Test cricket's popularity is waning in many parts of the world and at time when neither team can claim to be the best in the world, just about every day of this series will be played in front of full houses and to vast audiences on TV, on the radio and on the internet.
Whatever the economic importance of series against India and the ranking importance of series against South Africa, the vast majority of players on both sides will have grown up dreaming of playing in the Ashes. Rightly or wrongly, it is performances in such series that continue to disproportionately define the careers of players and coaches. The UK government reacted to England's Ashes success in 2005 by bestowing MBEs on the whole team; no other series would have generated such rewards.
The ICC rankings were designed to provide context and interest to Test series that were struggling to capture the public imagination. The Ashes doesn't need such marketing strategies. Like Christmas and the NHS, familiarity may have bred a parasitical side-industry, but it has not bred contempt.
Conventional wisdom suggests that Australia, unburdened by expectation, go into the series without pressure. It is nonsense. The sacking of Mickey Arthur and Robbie Deans - the Australia cricket and rugby coaches - within the last few weeks suggests Australia are not so sanguine about sporting failure as some might like to suggest.
Darren Lehmann might survive an early failure, but some of the players will not. England supporters, by contrast, were weaned on unrealistic expectations and put to bed by disillusionment. They are familiar in dealing with the sting of disappointment. 

This should be a terrific series, but we are predicting that England will win the five-match series 3-0 and retain the famous urn ahead of the return series in the Australian summer. But there will be dramas and surprises along the way.

Play commences at 10pm tonight (NZ time) and we will definitely be watching the first session. It should be cricket at its finest, although it would be much better if this bloke was allowed in to Trent Bridge. 





Friday, June 21, 2013

A veritable rugby smorgasbord

We love our rugby. We also love our food. And tonight, there's a veritable feast of test match rugby coming up. Unfortunately, we also have a dinner to go to, so MySky is already set, and we'll watch on a full stomach!

First-up, the All Blacks are looking for a series clean sweep against the French. Daniel Carter is back in the #10 jersey, and as well as Aaron Cruden played last week, Carter is still the incumbent. He has been hampered by injury somewhat this season, but he is still a tried and true world class player. With Piri Weepu inside Carter, and New Zealand's most experienced midfield combination of Nonu and Smith outside him, there is a really seasoned look about the All Black backline tonight.

But the big match tonight follows the All Black match. The British and Irish Lions take on Australia at Suncorp Stadium in Brisbane in what should be an absolute cracker of a match.And there's a strong Kiwi connection to the match; not only are both sides coached by New Zealanders, but New Zealand referee Chris Pollock is officiating. The Herald profiles Pollock before his biggest test yet:


About four years ago, referee Chris Pollock got it. Something clicked. He knew his rulebook and had all the assurance to cope with the job.
However, he needed a few subtle tweaks to take his confidence to the next level. He did, and tonight's reward of controlling the opening clash between the Wallabies and the Lions in Brisbane is huge.
"I turned it around and am rapt," New Zealand's top ref said.
This is only Pollock's 12th test and at 41, he's taken his time to rise to the top. He explains that officials need games to become more proficient.
Others, like former five-eighths Glen Jackson, had a strong feeling for the sport because he had clocked up more than 10,000 playing hours.
Pollock was a phys ed teacher before he took up the whistle, and tonight will be part of an all-Kiwi headline cast as Robbie Deans' side squares off against Warren Gatland's tourists, with Vinny Munro in the TMO office.
Pollock altered his routine to fly to Brisbane early to meet his assistants Craig Joubert and Roman Poite, soak up the rugby fervour in the city and liaise with the opposing coaches.
"We will operate off the simple philosophy that if my assistants see something, then that's good enough for me," said Pollock. "We work on a simple process at scrums where we call a team colour that has infringed, then you penalise them and the assistant will tell you afterwards the reason so you get the flow right.
"Both teams want to play and that gives me the ability, if they set the platform, to just let them get on with it inside the rules I have given them."
The scrum will concentrate Pollock's attention and he has given his thoughts already to the coaches and will repeat them to the front rows before kickoff.
He watched the Lions game against the Waratahs, studied the computer packages referees use and was content with the Lions scrum and the way they had been ruled.
"The scrum is the most difficult area of the game to referee because it's so dynamic," said Pollock.
"There is so much going on there that you try and create some simple pictures you're looking for and if you can tick off decisions relating to those, you'll go with those decisions.
"If you can't, then you will err on the side of resetting. Both teams will put pressure on at the tackle ball because they will want that. It's easy if two teams want to play the same way and I hope to give them that access in return," said Pollock.
He spent six months out of the game last year because of trouble with his left hip. He had some bone shaved off his femur and holes drilled in it to try to stimulate cartilage growth and slow the beginnings of arthritis.
He hopes to still be going strong at the 2015 World Cup.

Pollock has risen to the top of the New Zealand refereeing ranks, but tonight will be yet another step up. Given that he will never referee an All Black test match, this is about as plum an appointment as he could get. We wish him every success.

It should be a top night of test match rugby tonight. We're tipping a comfortable win for New Zealand, and a less comfortable win for Warren Gatland's Lions side over Robbie Deans' Wallabies. Have we got it right?

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

The Chinese are buying our houses; oh, wait...

Another of Winston Peters' dreadful anti-Chinese memes has been exposed as false; the Herald reports:

Australians are contributing to New Zealand's skyrocketing house prices, with new research showing they bought more property than any other overseas group.
The figures have prompted calls to ban purchases by foreigners or impose a tax on top of the sale price.
BNZ chief economist Tony Alexander has found Australians are the biggest single group of overseas buyers with 22 per cent of all property purchases by foreigners. Chinese are second at 20 per cent and British at 13 per cent.
The BNZ-REINZ survey asked real estate agents to identify the proportions of their sales to various groups. It found 8 per cent to 9 per cent of sales were to foreigners.
While there are no exact figures showing the number of house purchases by foreigners, Real Estate Institute figures last month showed 7714 residential properties were sold. If that trend continued and around 90,000 houses were sold annually, about 8000 New Zealand houses could be going to foreigners.

Peters has never been one to let facts get in the way of a good bit of xenophobia, but by and large he gets away with it because the media doesn't challenge him. Campbell Live changed that trend a little last week, although we suspect that their agenda might be somewhat different and self-serving.

But on the basis of the figures from the BNZ-REINZ study, Chinese would only be responsible for around 1600 house purchases per annum (20% of 8000). That hardly fits in with the rhetoric from Peters in his recent Sin City speech, as reported at the time by Stuff (with our emphasis added):

He cited a free trade deal that works when it suits China, massive investment in local farms, forests and factories, fast-track schemes for students and rich Chinese tourists, and huge investment in the housing market.  

The numbers do not lie. Peters' hyperbole about land sales has already been exposed as false, and now a similar fate underlies his rhetoric on house sales. It is refreshing though that finally, the media has seen through Peters' xenophobia, and is challenging the unsubstantiated nonsense that he spouts.

Saturday, June 15, 2013

Fail of the Day

Few additional words are required here. 

Just watch the reactions of various members of the Australian hockey team as God Defend New Zealand is played instead of Advance Australia Fair:




Oh dear; how sad; never mind!