David Shearer Caption Contest

We haven't had a Caption Contest since our last Caption Contest, and it's a crappy Friday afternoon, so when we saw this picture a few minutes ago, the die was cast:

You know the rules; You know the rules; keep 'em short, humourous and pithy, and don't get unnecessarily personal. Beyond that, you're limited only by your own imagination.

We'll kick it off with a starter for ten:

Are you serious? The war-lords want me back? When do I start?