The Shearer Snapper Caption Contest

We wouldn't have believed it had we not seen it with our own eyes, but David Shearer brought two dead fish into Parliament's Debating Chamber this afternoon. Here's the evidence

Now there's all sorts of imagery around this picture. So you know the rules; keep 'em short, humourous and pithy, and don't get unnecessarily personal. Beyond that, you're limited only by your own imagination.
We'll kick it off with a starter for ten:

Which of these three will go off first?

UPDATE: James Stephenson posted this link in the comments, but it's worth bringing forward to the front page; a satirical representation of Question Time today, with Michael Palin as David Shearer, John Cleese as John Key: