John Kiwi Caption Contest

If John Key posts a photo of himself on social media, he's obviously very relaxed about people using it to lampoon him. 

And having mocked Russel Norman and David Shearer at the weekend, the least we can do is have a gentle dig at the PM, who seems to thrive on gentle digs in any event! So here goes:

You should know the rules by now; keep 'em short, humourous and pithy, and don't get unnecessarily personal. Beyond that, you're limited only by your own imagination.

We'll get things rolling:

No-one can say that I'm not a hands-on Tourism Minister...but I hope Bronagh can get rid of the stains on my trouser-leg

The floor is yours...